Guided Masturbation

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It’s interesting to think how not so long ago people were often chastised for masturbating and  often made to feel that it was something sinful to do. You would think by now religious people would realize calling something “sinful” is just asking for  for people to rub themselves raw LOL. Of course I like to tease you chronic wankers, but it’s always with tongue in cheek knowing full well that getting your worky jerky on is one of the nice little pleasures you can give yourself now isn’t it?

 Tune in turn on and jerk off

There’s nothing that gives Me more pleasure than teasing the living fuck out of you and edging you over and over again until you think you just can’t stand it anymore. I know many of you get into what I call “masturbation ruts”. Where you jerk it the same old boring way all the time. You’d be surprised at how many different nerve endings that little head between your legs has. I guess that’s why I’m here to to do all the thinking for you ;).

Stroking instructions

I love using the high joy  bullet vibrator. If you haven’t tried it you absolutely need to because you can give your Mistress control of the vibration and it’s almost as if she’s right there with you teasing and touching you. Using that little toy in addition to Me telling you what to do makes for an intoxicating masturbation session. I’m looking forward to you putting yourself in My pretty hands. I’m sure you won’t mind handing your favorite toy over to Me. If you’re lucky who knows you may become one of My favorite things to play with….don’t worry you won’t go blind, but your eyes may roll in the back of your head a little LOL.

 

I think you need to work on your stroke technique.

I think you need to work on your stroke technique.