So with the popularity of Stranger Things comes also the resurgence of a beloved 80’s role-playing game called Dungeon’s and Dragons. You can see where I’m going with this, D&D applied to kink makes for a super sexy story and hot role play. Let’s face it, dice rollers always make the best masturbators, don’t they?  I had one of the best calls this last week with a fellow eccentric and seasoned role player.  He shared with Me that he used to fantasize that he was a strong warrior riding through an enchanted forest, but to his surprise and dismay he had been attacked by very tall, alabaster skinned elves who shot a dart into his chest.  When he awoke he was surrounded by all very well endowed male elves and he noticed they were all being sexual with each other.  He was both appalled by their homosexuality and also strangely aroused by it; his cock getting hard and his testicles tingling.  “No, not me,” he thought.”  Almost intuitively one of the very tall slender twink  elves approached him while he was tied to what can be best described as an altar.  The proud warrior struggled, but it was too late.  The male elf penetrated him with his long hard thick shaft and all the warrior could do was surrender to the soft moans of guilt, pleasure , and shame.  “Not me, he whispered, I’m not a faggot.”……..(stay tuned for our next installment of our sexy story of another dimension).

This is how I pictured the horde of gay elves LOL.