Humiliation Phone Fun

The other night I had such a fun small penis humiliation call with a guy named “Sam”.  Most little dicked losers recount with breathy detail how they also struggle with being less than a Real Man.  Sam was one of those guys that is intelligent enough to sexualize his inadequacy because we all know that his tiny 4 inch member could never satisfy a woman.

A Little Dicked Loser AND a Premature Ejaculator

Yes it’s so trite, isn’t it?  Why is it that certain things just seem to go together like bookends?  You have sissies who wear panties, cum eating cuckolds and the plight of the little dick loser that cums too quickly.  I think Mother Nature in all Her wisdom figured one of two things……1. if these guys were lucky enough to get it they better spread the seed fast otherwise they would lose their chance. 2. Or….  maybe she didn’t want the little dick genes spread around too much so if they lost it early before entry then there would be little chance of that happening hahaha.

Sam Only Humps His Hand

During our exchange Sam was delighted I remembered what he told Me in a previous conversation. He added to our humiliation fun by admitting he was a “two pump chump”.  I thought that was hilarious and I had to add My humor to it by saying he was “a two pump chump with a tiny stump”.  I knew he’d be helpless against My laughing little dick diatribe. I instructed him to hump My leg.  He did so while I mercilessly teased him.  Sam lived down to his “two pump chump” name.  Honestly I think he loved My humiliation so much he managed to last much longer than I ever imagined ;).  I know he’ll be reading this and get many multiples of two pumps in the future, won’t you Sam?