I see dick-less people
Yes it’s quite uncanny really. I can sense the dick-less the same way bees or dogs smell fear. I can also feel when someone is trying so hard to compensate for ways in which they feel “small” or otherwise insignificant. I’m not talking about the little cocked guys that are super nice and like being humiliated about it either. At least you little stumpy guys will suck a spoiled toe now and again to gain Mistress’s approval. I’m talking about the dick-less dick type.
Qualities of the dick-less dick
1. Sees women as objects devoid of humanity.
2. Will use derogatory misogynistic jargon such as (slut, bitch, cunt). Hey I know there are some out there that enjoy those types of monikers but I don’t and will not tolerate it at all. I’m not a proctologist and have a zero tolerance for assholes.
3. Usually an abusive cuckold that sees the woman getting fucked as being “used” etc. What a fucktard everyone knows cuckolding is all about the woman & HER pleasure duh.
4. Tries to compensate for his smallness in other ways such as maybe being the typical type “A” personality at work or maybe he tries build up the other “muscles” he actually does have because lord knows that little limp noodle he’s tugging on isn’t getting any bigger….like ever.
5. Self-absorbed and narcissistic The dick-less dick is a miserable prick ( hey that rhymed) that will in the end be with person he loves the most…. himself.
True submissive men are the best
I’m glad that there are some true submissive men that make My job joyful and bring Me much happiness. You guys make My “job” so much fun and I’ve made some really wonderful friends that have opened My heart and mind in ways I couldn’t have imagined. Thank you for feeling comfortable enough with Me to share who you are with Mistress. Don’t worry I’ll keep the sweet humiliation rolling in 😉 !
Oh, sweet Jenna . . . You can’t guess how badly I needed the laugh this blog post gave Me! I know exactly the kind of dick-less wonder You write about, and You’re so right that it’s usually a massive overcompensation!
This actually brought to mind a two-Mistress call I did with, I think, Miss Audrey, where a real charmer was calling in to regale Us with tales of how his muscular body and extraordinary masculine appeal had accrued him a following of women, slavishly devoted to his physique, and how We would likely clamor to join them!
As You can guess, by the end of the session, Miss Audrey and I had sniffed out a bit of bullshit, and he was nearly crying when he finally confessed that not only were women *not* fully satisfied with the 5.5″ he *claimed*, but that he was regularly turned down over the *4.5″* he REALLY had, despite the muscles he thought entitled him to call Us and brag! It was *hilarious*, and so was the way You decimated the blowhards You wrote of here!
Hehehehe sounds like you and Ms. Audrey put that over muscled little man in his place! Men with substance aren’t braggarts and that is usually the first red flag he’s packin’ a teeny peeny pistol lol.
Indeed! lol
Bring on the dicks! Where is a real man when you need one? LOL I had so much fun reading this post, Ms Jenna. It’s so true that the guys with little dicks can actually be really entertaining. They actually are good for something!
The dick-less dick is usually just good for being a pain in the ass lol. Although not in the way he’d like to be *giggle*.
I am a true submisdive. I’ve never tried to be any of those things. But maybe that in addition to my small stature is why I had trouble getting laid prior to getting married.
You sound very sweet, adorable and you have manners! That is always a plus :).
Dear Jenna,
I don’t think I am that type of little man. I know I am not. I am submissive though it took me a while to learn this. I have pretty much always know I was small and have always been the more quiet, shy type with girls. I cannot even always express my full submissiveness with females, which I think, is one of the reasons I like to write about the feelings. I think the oddest or toughest thing has been that I have (not sure if it is a fetish or more just a character trait or what..) – I genuinely like to work for women. I feel sort of at home when women are in charge and tell me what to do. I love doing chores for women and not getting paid or compensated. I get to do this a bit at work and even a bit in my condo where I help neighbors but cannot totally “fess up” publicly as to how natural it is to me. I know it relates to being and feeling small. I kind of want to accept that vs. trying (and failing) to be more alpha.
It takes courage to both know who you are and express that truth without any apology or reservations. I hope you find a way to express your submissive side and ideally someone who you could express it with! Thank you for your comment:)
Thank you for that! Funny I sometimes think if I could find the right alpha woman – she (seriously) would have to do no chores….whatsoever. I don’t know that a ton of women understand that though some do I am sure.
I love having a service oriented subbie do stuff for Me! Especially naked!
I think non-dominant women would think I was totally nuts if they knew how much I relish doing chores.
I actually do some chores “illicitly”and sort of cover up how thrilled I am – around the office and with my
neighbor. I think the women just think I am “nice” and a bit shy. If they only knew.
I’d put you to work 😉
Is this “normal” or stuff that you hear – the desire to do chores for women?
I think something that has become pretty apparent to Me in My limited experience is that “normal” is illusory and you can either accept the culture of conformity and consensus definition of normal or you can have the cojones to define them for yourself. I would say that you are submissive by nature and that is “normal” for you as an individual. Hope this answers your question :).
Loved. This. Post. Plain and simple, Ms. Jenna, you called right out on the carpet those you to whom you so aptly refer as “dick-less” – and I relished every single moment of it, along with every snicker that escaped my lips. There are no bigger asshats or turn-offs than those “men” (and I use the term very loosely here) you mentioned above. Of course, they do make a Woman appreciate submissive men even more. Excellent post!
Glad to give a sister Mistress a giggle! 🙂
Jenna,
I agree – on the “issue” of conformity and that “normal” is a bankrupt concept. We are all, and should be,
individuals. I guess what I was asking was more have you heard of, or how common is it (if at all) for a guy to get genuine gratification from doing chores or errands for females with no compensation (of any obvious type)? This is not something I can ask at an office meeting. I also honestly feel a bit “secretive” as I do tasks for women in my office who I think just think he is a “nice guy” and a bit “soft” or maleable (I don’t know if they think “submissive”). I know they have come to “pick me” as the guy to do things for nothing (but a thanks or smile). I don’t think they truly have any idea how this really is for me.
It has been My experience that service oriented submission is a sort of innocuous way for a male sub to get his needs met if he isn’t in a D/s relationship. It’s quite common and many guys I talk to look for ways in which they can be of service to women without any type of recompense other than the joy of doing something for her.