I had an interesting thing happen to Me this week. I suppose judging from the title of this blog you can guess *giggle*. Men never cease to amaze Me with their silly auto-erotic depravity!!! So I went shopping as usual right, and after being in the mall about 4 hours I was definitely tired and needed to go home. I walked out of the mall and I looked up and I saw a guy staring at Me. Well no big surprise there ;). The strange thing was his head was twitching in a tell tale way and his eyes were glazed over. I was with My friend Amber and I was like “OMG, is he doing what I think he’s doing?”. Amber is a feisty one like Me and she looked at Me and started bursting out laughing. The dude had his window down so he HAD to hear us having a total giggle-fest over him jerking off.
I felt very devilish and said “Amber why don’t we fuck with him a little.?”. She squealed with delight and said “Ok what should we do?”. “Hmmmmm,” I mused. Mr. Jerk off junkie was going to get the fucking scare of his life for being such a perv. So I whipped out My cellie and started walking towards the car. I smiled very seductively almost encouraging him to masturbate for me. Mr. Whackit kept going. I had this diabolical smile on My face as I got a clear shot of him touching himself. Snap! Went the camera on My iPhone teehee. I brandished the picture in front of him while he looked horrified. “I’m calling mall security loser!!,” I said. “Oh no!,” he gasped and started his little douchebag mobile and tried to burn out of the parking lot as quickly as he could. Amber got his license plate number hehehe. Gee I wonder if he was worried, if he was gonna get busted?? Perhaps I have taught him a most valuable lesson. Jerk off in private fucktard!!
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