I had an interesting thing happen to Me this week.  I suppose judging from the title of this blog you can guess *giggle*.  Men never cease to amaze Me with their silly auto-erotic depravity!!!  So I went shopping as usual right, and after being in the mall about 4 hours I was definitely tired and needed to go home.  I walked out of the mall and  I looked up and I saw a guy staring at Me.  Well no big surprise there ;).  The strange thing was  his head was twitching in a tell tale way and his eyes were glazed over.  I was with My friend Amber and I was like “OMG, is he doing what I think he’s doing?”.  Amber is a feisty one like Me and she looked at Me and started bursting out laughing.  The dude had his window down so he HAD to hear us having a total giggle-fest over him jerking off.

I felt very devilish and said “Amber why don’t we fuck with him a little.?”.  She squealed with delight and said “Ok what should we do?”.  “Hmmmmm,” I mused.  Mr. Jerk off junkie was going to get the fucking scare of his life for being such a perv.  So I whipped out My cellie and started walking towards the car. I smiled very seductively almost encouraging him to masturbate for me.  Mr. Whackit kept going.  I had this diabolical smile on My face as I got a clear shot of him touching himself. Snap! Went the camera on My iPhone teehee.  I brandished the picture in front of him while he looked horrified.  “I’m calling mall security loser!!,” I said.  “Oh no!,” he gasped and started his little douchebag mobile and tried to burn out of the parking lot as quickly as he could.  Amber got his license plate number hehehe.  Gee I wonder if he was worried, if he was gonna get busted??  Perhaps I have taught him a most valuable lesson.  Jerk off in private fucktard!!