Masturbation Boosts Immunity

Masturbation Boosts Immunity

Fuck this virus… hump your hand. Let’s talk about masturbation…..So it has been awhile since I’ve written and I’d be remiss in not addressing the current cluster fuck we’re in right now globally.  In all likelihood you’re at...

Mistress Masturbation Tip

You can cook with it, you can use it as a conditioner……….and you can even jerk the gherkin with it.  So what  is this jack off of all trades for masturbation.? Why it is coconut oil, of course!!  This stuff is seriously good lube and not tacky like...
May is Masturbation Month

May is Masturbation Month

Calling all Chronic Masturbators Click HERE to listen! Yes it’s that lovely time of the year when we celebrate auto eroticism.  Hooray! Masturbation May is here!  Don’t let another stroke go by without checking our sexy spanking sale-a-brations. Besides...

Erotic Esotropia

Guided Masturbation Click HERE to listen to Me read this! It’s interesting to think how not so long ago people were often chastised for masturbating and  often made to feel that it was something sinful to do. You would think by now religious people would realize...