Stroking your cock is par for the course….

You do it every day at least once a day, right?  I think that behavior is pretty common amongst the average wanker.  If you’re going to release your spunky monkey juice you should be told how and when to do it.  I love to control your disco stick and make you dance to whatever tune I tell you to :).

 A Wayward Masturbator

A lot of guys take cock stroking for granted and think they should be able to do it whenever they want.  Yeah right! Your cock is a physical leash a woman leads you around with, silly stroker.  Look down at your package right now and touch it. Gotchya wanker! It is soo much more fun to touch it when I tell ya to ;).

Irresistible Auto eroticism

So here you are reading this and feeling that lovely little tingle in your dingle, aren’t you?  It’s probably uncomfortable for you to admit you’re helpless at times and you have to put your hands in your pants; enter the Masturbatrix.  You might as well just surrender now stroker.  Besides I think we both know you’d be happier anyway.