Twas the night Before Christmas……
and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse
Ma at the whorehouse Dad smoking *#$$
I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn came such a clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was amatter
When out on the lawn I thought I saw a big dick
I looked again…why it was good Ole St. Nick
He came down the chimney with a thundering fart
The fat old bastard blew our chimney apart
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer.
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He stumbled out of the house and out of sight
And said “Piss on you all” and have a hell of night.
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