Let the Humiliation Games Begin

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Once again I find myself at war with a wannabe Alpha douche. Today Sam and I decided to humiliate and expose him for the little pervy beta he is. We went back to the gym, making sure to wear our cutest and tightest yoga outfits. We went to our nightly yoga class expecting the douche nugget to be waiting for all the sexy single ladies to file out after it was over. Of course, as predictable as you expect, there he was checking himself out in the mirror waiting to grab some cheek. For some inexplicable reason…he was wearing sunglasses inside but I suppose that is beside the point

Bating the Humiliation Trap

Sam and I walked by making sure to whip our hair and smile just right and let our hips bait him into our trap. Asshat grabs my butt and says: “Hey girls remember me?” He says while flexing.“Of course we do cutie!” Sam says quite convincingly. I of course needed to restrain myself and fake a smile before I planted my Nikes into his nutsack. We let him play his game for a while, pretending to care about his tan and how many bicep curls he did that day. We complimented him and stroked his ego enough for him to let his guard down.

Finally when we were sure Alpha douche was humiliation putty in our hand’s Sam boldly asks him: “Hey do you think you could help my friend Jenna and I with our squat technique, I’m sure a man such as yourself could teach us a few things” She cooed. We lead him into a nearby aerobic room which we reserved for an hour and locked the door behind us. Now my little minions I will show you how I break the male ego and humiliate it into oblivion! I know I left you hangin again didn’t I *giggle*?

Stay tuned bitches 😉