So you’ve been bitten by the mediocre man syndrome and still live in your Mom’s basement. Here’s some hard humiliation truth:  Holy fuck that isn’t even mediocre…that is just pathetic. I am astonished how many men over the age of thirty still live at home. Wtf! The worst part is the ones that actually think they deserve to get laid when they can’t even keep a fuckin’ job.  Grow up motherfucker, remove the chip off your shoulder, nobody owes you anything, least of all Mom, as she brought your sorry, underachieving ass into this world.  I’m willing to bet that she regrets that decision when you hit her up yet again for money.  You deserve to be fucking your hand, you deserve to get turned down for dates, and you certainly should not be allowed near vagina, like ever.  What woman wants some man stuck in adolescence that can’t nut up and keep a job?  None.  Even the “I can change him,” chicks get disgusted when user loser can’t pull his weight.  I get it. You think your special, don’t you?  Guess what? Wait for it…….YOU ARE NOT.  In fact, you fucking suck.  You are a loser that expects everyone else to take care of you.  Perhaps I should enroll you in Sergeant Jenna’s Loser Rehabilitation Camp. Let the humiliation begin! (to be continued).