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Mistress Masturbation Tip

You can cook with it, you can use it as a conditioner……….and you can even jerk the gherkin with it.  So what  is this jack off of all trades for masturbation.? Why it is coconut oil, of course!!  This stuff is seriously good lube and not tacky like the silicone based lubes. Just make sure not to cook with the same coconut oil you put your dick in *giggle*. Although I’m sure their may be some sploshers out there that might enjoy makin’ sweet love to a tub of coconut oil. I know there are some of you jack-fruits that jerk it without any lube at all. To each his own, I suppose….everyone has their own special masturbation styles. I guess some people like some road bumps when they’re burnin’ one out. But seriously, if you want to spice things up a little in the self love department, using coconut oil can add to the pleasure factor when the wife won’t let you fondle her coconuts  *giggle*!

 

9 comments to Mistress Masturbation Tip

  • Agreed! This and olive oil are the two suggestions I make to submissives when they say they don’t have lube to masturbate with (those who like it, that is). Sure you do! In the kitchen!

    These are especially good choices for My cum-eaters, because of course the oils are edible, and are more palatable than lube when mixed with the spunk I demand they eat in exchange for the privilege of orgasm!

  • spotty

    I’ve been a fan of using coconut oil as lube for a long time now, Ms Jenna.

    Another benefit, it adds a vanilla taste when it mixes with cum.

    Mmmmmmm!

  • cuckoldscottie

    *strip* *kneel* *bow* *blush* Oh M-Mistress Jenna, You are so wonderful. *quiver* i-i h-hope t-to call You s-sometime s-soon, Mistress *quake*, b-but only if it pleases You. You have better things to do than deal with a l-little b-bitch b-boy like me *blush* *quake* . . . th-thank You for even reading this pitiful note, Mistress Jenna *bow* *scrape* Thank You so much. *grovel* *grovel* *tremble*

  • Jenna

    Are you still crushing hard on Me scottie?? 😛

  • Jenna

    *giggle* I’ll never look at vanilla creme frosting the same.

  • Jenna

    That reminds Me of a joke I got in trouble for telling back in the day: What does Popeye do when his penis is sore?? He dips it in Olive Oil *giggle*.

  • LOL! I’ll have to remember that one!

  • Jenna

    I got detention for that one, but it was totally worth it *giggle*.

  • cuckoldscottie

    *gulp, blush*

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