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The Art of Subtle Humiliation

I enjoy subtlety….. it adds shades of distinction and also blurs the lines of what is actually being said……..so it makes the victim wonder.  I relish the idea of a guy tossing and turning in his bed wondering what I meant by what I said and how I said it…. sensual humiliation works that way doesn’t it? Ohh I had one such instance happen to Me about a week ago.

He was a member of the short man club

Tim got beat with the short end of the small dick stick.  My friend Nadine told Me it was about the size of a baby carrot…two and a half inches max.  He had a horrible reputation for hitting on girls that were way out of his league.  Tim was like that annoying fly you can’t get rid of at a picnic.  Sometimes tho’ you’re lucky enough to swat at it at just the right time and make it go away.

Tim gets reminded of his little problem

Nadine and I were at the mall shopping together.  We were in Victoria’s checking out some awesome new lingerie when stumpy McTinypants decides to come up and try and hit on us.  “Omg Tim, just go away,” Nadine said with disgust.  She laughed as she picked up a pair of pink cheeky panties and said “Hey Tim, you should try these,” she said laughing at him.  “I’m sure they’ll hold everything in for you,” I chimed in.  We walked out both laughing waving our pinkies at him, while poor tiny Tim was left with the panties.  I’m a strong believer that’s where little cocked guys belong anyway ;).