Masturbation Confessions
Consider this your cock control confessional. How much time do you spend jerking it? Don’t lie…..its a lot, isn’t it? Most of you probably spend much of your life energy bleary eyed, zombie like with dick in hand clicking between pages and watching videos, don’t you ? Trust Me, I fucking know it to be true. So the question is, how much time do you spend preparing to spank it and then actually jerking; how long does that take? I’m just curious. I gave this assignment to one of My lovely stroke minions to log how many hours he spent preparing to wank it and actually masturbating because I’m sincerely curious; and I find it somewhat comical. So spend a little extra time this week and make a Flog Your Log, ok? Call Me and let Me know how many hours you spend chafing your carrot so you can amuse Me *LOL*.
Miss Jenna, until I started hanging out on Tumblr, I wasn’t aware that there was a term for the zombified state your describe: GOONING! I think it was popularized in the U.K., if I’m not mistaken. There are some schools of thought that actually *encourage* boys to completely lose their minds to spanking the monkey! I like that idea, but only if I get to control it! lol
I hope you’ll report back on the findings you glean from those who call you to confess! *giggle*
Ms. Jenna, this is very comical, and I just asked myself that very question this morning. How silly is it, that I spend WAY MORE time *preparing to wank* than *actually wanking*? It’s even worse when I decide to hump my fleshlight. Yep, my ‘pretend pussy’. Hahaha. First I need to prep it by warming it up, rolling it inside my pillow, lay a towel down, and lubing it up…That is very humiliating in an of itself! Then, finally, I can start humping…but it only takes me about 30 seconds before I spurt my little loser load. Sheesh! All that work for less than a minute of humping?! Oh, and then I have to clean up my mess and hide it, so wifey doesn’t find out what a pillow humping loser I am! If I stop and think about it, this little ritual of mine is very silly indeed! 🙂
Not as much as I use too. That’s for sure.
Why not spotty?
Well it just goes to show that our minds are the biggest sex organ even if we’re lacking in the pants department, right jizzheadguy? 😉
I’m older and not as horny as I use to be, Ms Jenna. I still get it up just not as often as I use to.
Well everybody knows it is the quality not the quantity that matters ;).
So true Ms Jenna, quality over quantity! 😉
Wow – now there’s a question – given 35 years of being bleary eyed, zombie-like once or twice a day – that is a huge number in totality – probably approaching two years in total time noted in the log would be my guess – eek! Or should I say ahh!?
That is funny as fuck!!!LOL