Why that tiny little nubby stubby barely sticks out at all
There is no shaft, no dick,, just merely over sized puffy balls
I suppose it must be Nature’s humiliating way
To make up for what you lack
She gave you a tiny nublet and an over sized silly sack
I laughed in a humiliating way as My toes began to wiggle
He didn’t know what to say, I couldn’t help but just giggle
To My surprise and wonder as I continued to flirt
His nubby went a blunder and began to suddenly squirt
I laughed so hard at My silly little dum dum
He not only had a short stumpy dick
But he was also quick to cum
And although he didn’t’ measure up
I sure thought he was sweet
I shall dub thee friend zoned My dear.
No on your knees and kiss My feet.