It’s funny what a guy will do to humiliate himself

I had an interesting call last night with a guy named Alex.  He was in a hotel room and I could tell from talking to him he was a total humiliation slut.  I asked him some of the things he’s done in the past to get a feel for how far he’d go.  I was surprised to learn a few hilariously humiliating things about our friend Alex.

Humiliated into fucking a melon!!

Uhm ok when guys talk about melons they’re usually referring to a woman’s anatomy.  However our fruit fucking friend actually was told to fuck a cantaloupe.  Yes you read right a cantaloupe!!  I thought that was hilarious.  I had to give him a nick name so I dubbed him “Melonballer” LOL.  I thought it was fitting considering the circumstances.

Alex divulged other humiliating things he’s put in his ass

I thought it was gonna stop with melons but that wasn’t the end of his humiliating acts of anal penetration.  He also took a shine to water bottles.  Yes he told Me at one point his girlfriend took a Dasani bottle and stuffed it right up his pooper LOL. 

I decided to work over My humiliation slut

It was a little sad that we didn’t have any toys, however I decided to improvise a little.  We had an Aquafina bottle!!  Yes being the brat that I am I made Alex entertain Me by putting that Aquafina bottle right up his ass!!  I could even hear it squeak as he wiggled it around for Me LOL!  I had alot of fun humiliating him into the ground I think next I see a cucumber with Alex’s name all over it!!!