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As a sapiosexual and just all around Hergeekesty  of Nerdom……I couldn’t help but liken the last episode of Game of Thrones to a ruined orgasm.Why you ask?? Well let’s discuss subverted expectations.  A surprise is great; the unexpected is wonderful, but I couldn’t help but feel they tried *too* hard to create something that nobody was expecting; pretty much an unhappy ending *giggle*.  It was kind of like getting sucked into the porn scape and you’ve been jerking it for hours on end only to be disappointed by all that work for to a tiny disappointing dribble. True nobody expected the ending, but I seriously think that mostly nobody liked it either.  Much like a ruined orgasm the story teased and edged you and at the grand finale…….well it just got pinched off and fizzled.  I was also rather disappointed that they had an opportunity to portray a strong, benevolent female leader and chose to make her a tyrant; again dragons and females misrepresented….really??  Actually a ruined orgasm is better than the ending of GOTR, because at least there is the prospect of the tasty mind fuck that goes with it.  Games of Thrones grand finale was likened to the sloppy grabbastic non memorable sex you may have had on a drunken bender,  leaving you to wake up in your walk of shame clothes and say , who the hell is this and wtf just happened lol!!!!!

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