I recently had a caller who complained that he was attractive enough, but he had a small penis. Naturally I asked him ” So have you released your inner lick-alot-o-puss, I teased?”.  He responded “No, I’m a guy…… why would I care about that.”  Well duhhhh loser, if you have a four inch pinky pecker you MUST become good with your tongue for fuck’s sake.  I had to humiliate him just on principle..  A handsome face will only get you so far when you’re hung like a pimple and have a douchey disposition. When it comes to pleasing women, if your cock is under six inches spend lots of time practicing the alphabet AND being the kind of guy that wants to make a woman happy……otherwise get used to the humiliation of humping the handgina wankers.