So You’re a Loser
Welcome dum dum stroke drones! I know your pride probably kept you from reading this post for awhile, but you couldn’t help but humiliate yourself, could you? I’m sure what brought you here is all that unstructured alone time in front of the computer where you masturbate and drool over women you’ll never get. I know it must be a rather boring existence to work, stroke and sleep end cycle repeat, isn’t it? Well you losers are lucky LDW Mistresses are here to brighten up your day!!!
Ten signs you’re a beta male
1. You have a member…or a non member rather that measures less than 6 inches.
2. You currently live with your parents or have lived with them over the age of 23.
3. The closest to laid you’ve gotten is you and your hand on a Saturday night.
4. You fantasize about watching a hot girl getting fucked by a Real Man because you know you could never satisfy her.
5. You have taken or thought of taking it on the chin.
6. You are not gainfully employed. Ding ding fries are done…. get a job loser!
7. You may still be a virgin……….this is good don’t spread those little dick genes around LOL.
8. You have swallowed cum.
9. You steal panties.
10. Last but not least…………drum roll please…………….you’re reading this….BAM!! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Poor lonely loser beta male
I know your plight……..spending hours masturbating, buying fake pussies to fuck and finding you’re too small for them. Just be grateful at the very least you have a stroking hand and also one to pick up the phone to call Me so I can have the delight of humiliating you and spanking you into erotic submission with the painful truth. Are you ready for it ? 😉
This is why I call you, Ms. Jenna. You are so spot on! Time to get out my metronome and spatula again? Oh, you probably don’t remember that…
Ohhh I remember! >:) can’t wait!
In my case… 3, 7 and 9 are wrong. Am I less a Beta Male? 🙂